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22G
PROTEIN
Chicken-breast macros. Gummy-bear delivery.
TWO MASCOTS · FIVE SNACKS
FUEL YOUR CHAOS
Protein snacks that don't taste like drywall. The Nominator keeps it lean. The Bulk fuels the lift. Zero regret either way.
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"Only 22g of protein? Still illegal."
22G PROTEIN
// SECTION 03 — THE CASE FOR NOMS
WHY NOMS?
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<100
CALORIES
Snack without the spreadsheet apology.
PANEL 03
0%
CHALK
It tastes like candy. That's the whole pitch.
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NO
SHAKES
Nothing to mix. Nothing to blend. Nothing to clean.
PANEL 05
SIZED
Gym bag. Glovebox. Carry-on. Suit jacket. Yes.
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ANY
WHERE
Course. Court. Cubicle. Couch. Climbing wall.
// FROM THE FOUNDER
I got tired of picking between macros and joy.
Every "protein snack" tasted like drywall or spiked my blood sugar into orbit. So I built the one I actually wanted — 22g of protein, under 100 calories, zero sugar, no chalky aftertaste. Took 47 batches. Worth it.
— The Nominator, founder
Read the full story →// SECTION 05 — THE COMMUNITY
WELCOME TO CHAOS HQ.
Two front doors. Pick one. Or both. The Nominator doesn't care, they just want the room loud.
9,200+ MEMBERS
DISCORD.
Your locker room.
- ▸ Early drops · 48h before public
- ▸ Weekly challenges + leaderboards
- ▸ Founder updates (Nominator-approved)
- ▸ Product testing — vote on flavors
- ▸ Community chat with 9k+ snack people
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BROADCAST.
Daily chaos in your DMs.
- ▸ Daily memes (curated by humans)
- ▸ Behind-the-scenes from the kitchen
- ▸ New drops the second they go live
- ▸ Polls on flavors, packaging, chaos
- ▸ Product teasers nobody else sees
// SECTION 04 — JOIN A MOVEMENT
FIND YOUR CLUB.
Seven crews. Each one a sports society in disguise. Pick yours — get a Discord role, a flavor, a challenge, and a few hundred friends who get it.
CLUB
Iron Club
Lifters, bodybuilders & one-more-set liars.
- 🏆 100g Protein/day
- 🍬 Pairs with Bulk Bites
CLUB
Fairway Club
Course snackers. Bogey eaters. Range rats.
- 🏆 18-Hole Fuel-Up
- 🍬 Pairs with NOMS Protein Gummies
CLUB
Court Club
Pickleball, tennis & padel chaos agents.
- 🏆 Court Domination
- 🍬 Pairs with NOMS Protein Gummies
CLUB
Yacht Club
Dock days. Regatta nerves. Salt-rusted snacks.
- 🏆 Dock Destroyer
- 🍬 Pairs with Bulk Bites
CLUB
Endurance Club
Runners, cyclists & ultra masochists.
- 🏆 Sub-25 5k
- 🍬 Pairs with Bulk Bites
CLUB
Alpine Club
Hikers, skiers & summit-baggers.
- 🏆 Peak Bagger
- 🍬 Pairs with Bulk Bites
CLUB
Campus Club
3am library survivors. Finals-week warriors.
- 🏆 Finals Week Fuel
- 🍬 Pairs with NOMS Protein Gummies
+ MORE
Gamers, Surfers, Study Goblins…
See all crews
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// SECTION 02 — PICK YOUR FIGHTER
CHOOSE YOUR CHAOS.
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// SECTION 07 — THE NOMS LOCKER
PERFORMANCE LOADOUTS.
Curated kits from the community. Not bundles. Not ads. Just what people actually carry — NOMS is always the headliner.
* Some gear links earn us a few cents. Doesn't change the price — or our opinion.
LOCKER
Cutting Loadout
Lean macros. Nominator-approved.
💡 Gummies pre-lift. Puffs when the vending machine calls. Skip the shake.
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Bulking Loadout
Feed The Bulk. Eat. Lift. Repeat.
💡 Bulk Bites between meals. Mochi as the post-lift treat. Surplus made simple.
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Everyday Loadout
Nominator staples · zero crash
💡 Gummies for the pocket. Marshmallows for the desk drawer. Snack smarter all day.
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Training Day Loadout
Endurance fuel · Bulk-backed
💡 Bites before the long session. Gummies mid-run. No bonk, no drama.
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Airport Loadout
TSA-proof, jet-lag-friendly
💡 One bag through security, one for the flight, one for the hotel desk.
Build this kit on Amazon// SECTION 08 — THE ROADMAP
UPCOMING DROPS.
Limited batches. Community votes. Some you'll get. Some you'll miss. That's the deal.
- DROP 04
Strawberry Sour
JUL 12
CONFIRMED
Get notified - DROP 05
Blue Raspberry
AUG 09
IN TESTING
Get notified - DROP 06
Watermelon
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maya @mayaeats
the noms mango pack is illegal. 22g protein and they taste like CANDY?? who allowed this
2,304384128
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nominator · #general
ok the strawberry batch dropped, who's testing?
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devon @devonfit
noms has solved the 3pm crash for me. that's it. that's the tweet.
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@protein.queen
noms vs every other protein candy — they're not close
♥ 42,100
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@kitchen.kara
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maya @mayaeats
the noms mango pack is illegal. 22g protein and they taste like CANDY?? who allowed this
2,304384128
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nominator · #general
ok the strawberry batch dropped, who's testing?
D
devon @devonfit
noms has solved the 3pm crash for me. that's it. that's the tweet.
89114849
@protein.queen
noms vs every other protein candy — they're not close
♥ 42,100
🥭
@kitchen.kara
💪
@gym.bro.daily
post workout snack of choice 🥭
"Replaced my afternoon candy habit. Down 6 lbs and not mad about it."
— Sarah K.
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@macro.maddie
snack drawer = elite
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touchgrass_bot · #general
y'all are buying gummies at midnight again. love that for us.
"Tastes like the candy I grew up on. Macros like the food I eat now."
— Riley P.
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@gym.bro.daily
post workout snack of choice 🥭
"Replaced my afternoon candy habit. Down 6 lbs and not mad about it."
— Sarah K.
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@macro.maddie
snack drawer = elite
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touchgrass_bot · #general
y'all are buying gummies at midnight again. love that for us.
"Tastes like the candy I grew up on. Macros like the food I eat now."
— Riley P.
@calorieconfessions
rating noms flavors honestly — pt 3
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@lifting.luke
"I bought them ironically. I'm reordering unironically."
— Jordan T.
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el @elcoaches
client asked for a low cal high protein snack. sent them noms. they sent me a thank you note 😭
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@calorieconfessions
rating noms flavors honestly — pt 3
♥ 18,400
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@lifting.luke
"I bought them ironically. I'm reordering unironically."
— Jordan T.
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el @elcoaches
client asked for a low cal high protein snack. sent them noms. they sent me a thank you note 😭
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"I send every client to NOMS. The macros are unreal and the flavors are not boring. That's a hard combo."
Coach Mia
Strength Coach · 240k followers
"I keep a pouch in my desk, gym bag, glovebox, and bedside table. I have a problem and I love it."
Devon R.
Verified buyer · 12 orders
"First time a protein gummy passed my taste test. Not paid. Big deal."
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