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// UPCOMING CHAOS

FLAVORS IN THE LAB.

What's coming, what's confirmed, and what you can still vote on. Discord crews always get first crack.

  1. 01
    🍓

    Strawberry Sour

    June 2026

    First sour-coated CC. 22g protein, sour-tongue ratio: maximum.

    Confirmed
  2. 02
    🫐

    Blue Raspberry

    July 2026

    Blue tongue confirmed. Flavor still in chaos testing.

    In the lab
  3. 03
    🍉

    Watermelon

    August 2026

    Voting opens July 1 in Discord. Loudest crew wins.

    Community Vote
  4. 04
    🍑

    Peach Iced Tea

    September 2026

    Cold-brew vibes meet gummy form factor.

    Concept
  5. 05
    🍇

    Concord Grape

    Q4 2026

    PB&J energy. Throwback pack drops alongside.

    Concept
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